14 Matrimonial Ads On Indian Newspapers That Will Leave You Rolling On The Floor

India is a country deeply embedded in cultural ethics for instance arranged marriages, dowry and delusion with fair skin. Obviously, we cannot compete with the U.S. due to, slavery.

However, our match-making methods scale from the most ancient, such as ‘par-dadaji ka vada’, to the most recent, such as Facebook. Few Indians even go to the level of dating prior to marriage. However, we won’t talk about them. We acknowledge the fact that marriage is a significant institution and should be avoided by making fun of. Therefore, we’ll restrict ourselves to matrimonial ads.

Fine then, here we have collected actual ads taken from the matrimonial part of Indian newspapers, that eventually turn out to be hilarious due to either dearth of space or basic foolishness. Both way, you have fun reading it.

1. Innocent Divorcee needs a homely, good looking girl

2. Of course!

3. Unfit on bed due to stress

4. Really?

5. Facebook or non-facebook user?

6. Fair but no dowry!

7. The girl wears a hijab

8. URGENT!

9. Fair, slim are the two main criteria

10. Three proposals in one go!

11. No software engineers, please

12. Brahmin but non-veg

13. No mamas boys here!

14. Asking too much there, aren’t you?

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